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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.

    The Misheard: She's a slut. Yes more then you will know.

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    Artist: Deadeye Dick

    Song: New Age Girl

    Real Lyric: She don't eat meat But she sure like the bone.

    The Misheard: She don't eat meat, but she shucka-lucka bone.

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    Artist: Stone Sour

    Song: Through Glass

    Real Lyric: I'm looking at you through the glass... Don't know how much time has passed

    The Misheard: I'm looking at you through the grass,Wondering how much time has passed

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    Artist: The Bird and The Bee

    Song: Preparedness

    Real Lyric: Makes so tender arms around the sound

    The Misheard: Make certain no one's around

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    Artist: Flo-rida ft. T-pain

    Song: Low

    Real Lyric: Shorty was hot like a toaster

    The Misheard: Shorty puts out like a toaster

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    Artist: Wang Chung

    Song: Dance Hall Days

    Real Lyric: We were so in phase In our dance hall days We were cool on craze

    The Misheard: We were sunk in viceIn our dance hall daysWe were cold as ice

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Bat Out Of Hell

    Real Lyric: I never see the sudden curve 'til it was way too late

    The Misheard: I never saw the sodding kerb 'til it was way too late

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

    Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves

    The Misheard: Trees, trees, tramps and trees

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    Artist: Scouting For Girls

    Song: She's So Lovely

    Real Lyric: She's flirty turned 30, Ain't that the age a girl gets really dirty?

    The Misheard: She's flirty, turned 30, that age a girl gets really dirty

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    Artist: ELO

    Song: Sweet Talkin' Woman

    Real Lyric: You gotta slow down SLOW DOWN sweet talkin' woman SLOW DOWN You got me runnin' RUN RUN you got me searchin'. Hold on HOLD ON sweet talkin' lover HOLD ON It's so sad if that's the way it's over.

    The Misheard: You gotta slow down SLOW DOWN sweet talkin' Lola SLOW DOWNYou got me runnin' RUN RUN you got me searchin'.Hold on HOLD ON sweet talkin' lover HOLD ONIt's so sad if that's the way it's over.

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