The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Master, grant that I may never seek So much to be consoled as to console
The Misheard: Oh Master, grant that I may never seekSo much to be controlled as to control
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Real Lyric: You're still in bed at ten And work began at eight You've burned your breakfast So far... things are goin' great
The Misheard: You're still in bed again and work began at eightYou've burned your breakfast sofa. Things are going great!
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Real Lyric: Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game
The Misheard: Down in the hollow, Playin' a nude game
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Real Lyric: All that glitters is cold.
The Misheard: All that cliterous is cold.
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Real Lyric: I'm losing you and its effortless [later] Won't let it go down til we torch it ourselves.
The Misheard: I'm losing shoes and its in her dress[later]Won't let him get down til we touch him ourselves.
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Real Lyric: You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt.
The Misheard: You can do ten thousand sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt.
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Real Lyric: Party like a rock star, party like a rock star....t t totally dude..
The Misheard: HORNY like a rock star, HORNY like a rock star.....t-t-t-totally NUDE!!!
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Real Lyric: Imagination, life is your creation.
The Misheard: Imagination, life is your castration.
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun til her Daddy takes the T-Bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her Daddy took the teapot away
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Real Lyric: Take em' to the bridge
The Misheard: Take it to the fridge
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