The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot.
The Misheard: Hit me with a wet snot.
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Real Lyric: Wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Wife of a cloaksmen
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Real Lyric: I want to feel sunlight on my face
The Misheard: I want to feel some lead in my face
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Real Lyric: Be still I will not accept defeat.
The Misheard: Be still, I will not accept it, bee!
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Real Lyric: I've just got to have her, have her now I've got to get closer but I don't know how
The Misheard: I've just got to have her, have her nowI've got to keep Kosher but I don't know how
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Real Lyric: and she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush
The Misheard: And she knows just what it takes make 'em publish
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Real Lyric: The heart of rock 'n roll The heart of rock 'n roll The heart of rock 'n roll Is still beatin'
The Misheard: The heart of rock 'n rollThe heart of rock 'n rollThe heart of rock 'n rollIs in Cleveland
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Real Lyric: reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: reach out and touch me
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Real Lyric: Hypnotized by you if I should linger
The Misheard: Hitting the task bar you.... (unintelligible to me)
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a Memphis above the Serengeti
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