The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Showed me happiness Tell me it's real.
The Misheard: Show me a/your penisTell me it's real.
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Real Lyric: I always feel like somebody's watching me
The Misheard: I need a speed boat somebodys watching me
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Real Lyric: Which Will It Be
The Misheard: B****,Will It Please?
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.
The Misheard: I've got two chickens to paralyze.
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Real Lyric: Sirens screaming just for me And the void remains.
The Misheard: silence screaming just for me, and the boy remains.
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Real Lyric: Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
The Misheard: Rollin' down the street smokin' and, uh, sippin' on gin and juice
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Real Lyric: giggled and tickled inside her
The Misheard: Wiggled and jiggled in cider.
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Real Lyric: Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
The Misheard: erotic erotic put your hands in all of my pockets.
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Real Lyric: You're the voice, try and understand it,
The Misheard: got a boys brain on my sandwich
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Real Lyric: I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
The Misheard: I took a little sledgehammer to both headlights
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