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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: 3 Doors Down

    Song: Be Like That

    Real Lyric: If I could be like that

    The Misheard: F*** me like that

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    Artist: John Travolta

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multiplyin'

    The Misheard: I got juice, them bolts are flyin'

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paper back writer

    The Misheard: Paint the black whiter

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    Artist: Marillion

    Song: Lavender

    Real Lyric: A penny for your thoughts my dear

    The Misheard: A penny for the false minded

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    Artist: Evanescence

    Song: Call Me When You're Sober

    Real Lyric: Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me.

    The Misheard: Don't cry to me if you're lonelyYou would be here with me

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    Artist: Handel

    Song: Messiah

    Real Lyric: The Lord of Hosts, He is the King of Glory.

    The Misheard: The Lord of Toast,He is the King of Glory

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Black Water

    Real Lyric: I'd like to hear some funky dixieland

    The Misheard: I wanna hear some funky chicken laugh

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    Artist: Merle Haggard

    Song: If We're Not Back in Love by Monday

    Real Lyric: If we're not back in love by Monday, we can go our sep'rate ways

    The Misheard: If we're not back in love by Monday, we can throw our supper away

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    Artist: 'N Sync

    Song: Tearing Up My Heart

    Real Lyric: And no matter what I do, I feel the pain with or without you

    The Misheard: And no matter what I do, I feel the pain With a whiff of you

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    Artist: Guess Who

    Song: Star Baby

    Real Lyric: Star baby, shiny little flashy little lovin' machine

    The Misheard: Star baby, you're flashing it you're shining it your lovin' machine

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