The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26?
The Misheard: what the hell am I doing drinking in a lake at 26
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Real Lyric: leave me breathless
The Misheard: leave me, Bradley!!!
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Real Lyric: It's something unpredictable But in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life.
The Misheard: "It's something unpredicatble," an Indian does write, "I hope you had the time of your life."
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Real Lyric: watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: but the gay does not bother me,
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Real Lyric: My eyes adored ya Though I never laid a hand on you My eyes adored ya
The Misheard: My cl***ris. Though I never laid a hand on you, my cl***ris.
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Real Lyric: might as well be walkin' on the sun
The Misheard: 'cause Molly will be walking in the sun
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves and Every night all the men would come around and lay their money down
The Misheard: Gypsies, chimpanzeesandEvery night all the men would come aroundand lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: Do you feel my heart beating
The Misheard: Do you feel my hard beading?
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B (taking care of business)
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to meR-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out T-C-P (R-E-S-E?? I didn't get it!)
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Real Lyric: Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker On a cadillac
The Misheard: out on the road today I saw a deadhead sitting on a cadillac
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