The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a hustle in your head-growDon't be alarmed nowIt's just a sprinkle for bakery
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Real Lyric: Onward, Christian soldiers
The Misheard: Onwards Christian shoulders
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early Pearly gave my anus curly wurlyand asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Daa
The Misheard: I'm blue, If I ODed I would Die
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Real Lyric: Im asking you what you know about these things
The Misheard: I'm asking youdo you know about bee stings?
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Real Lyric: Hasta manana, Always be mine.
The Misheard: I still remember,Always be mine.
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Real Lyric: D*** all these beautiful girls
The Misheard: D*** Audi's - Beautiful girls
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Real Lyric: The b**** is hungry She needs to tell So give her inches And feed her well
The Misheard: "The b**** is hungry, she needs to sit down,so give her inches, and feed her well."
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: She's a slut more than you will know.
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Real Lyric: Just when I thought that love could never be a part of me, That's when you came along, and showed me happiness,
The Misheard: Just when I thought that love could never be a part of me,That's when you came along,And showed me a pe***
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