The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Till it's far, far away I'm too tired now To fight anymore We're saying goodbye At the innermost door
The Misheard: Till it's far, far awayI'm too tired nowTo fight anymoreWe're saying goodbyeAt the Animal Store!
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Real Lyric: Gonna date a centerfold that loves to Blow my money for me
The Misheard: Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my Mommy for me
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Real Lyric: These hands stained red From the times that I've killed you and then
The Misheard: These hips stay redFrom all the times I've f***ed you with them
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Real Lyric: Place is a mad-house Feels like being cloned
The Misheard: This place is a mad-house, feels like being bonedthen later on...This place is a mad-house, feels like being stoned
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily
The Misheard: you're shaking my coffee and danish
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Real Lyric: Split it up on a dark sad night
The Misheard: Split up on the docks that night
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Real Lyric: You think you're gotta keep me iced You don't
The Misheard: You think you're gonna kick my **sYou don't
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Real Lyric: After school Walking home Fresh dirt under my fingernails And I can smell hot asphalt
The Misheard: After SchoolWalking HomeFresh turd under my fingernailsAnd I can smell hot a** fart.
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Real Lyric: Can't Get Enough of You Baby
The Misheard: Can't Get Another New Baby
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Real Lyric: Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
The Misheard: Ah ah ah ah, Stena Line, Stena Line
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