The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He'll Be The Risk In The Kiss Might Be Anger On You Lips Might Run Scared For The Door
The Misheard: I see real skinny kids and they're hanging from their lipsand my girlfriend's really tall
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Real Lyric: You dont need a penny just to hang around,
The Misheard: You don't need a pinheadJust to hang around.
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Real Lyric: I know, she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
The Misheard: I know she know that i'm not from Alaska
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
The Misheard: Memories and elephantsAre playin' in the band.
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Real Lyric: Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
The Misheard: hey mickey walnut baby you don't understand I take you by the heart and you take me by the hand.
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Real Lyric: You're just so predictable In every way I want you to know I know your game
The Misheard: You're just so predictableIn every wayI want you to know I know you're gay
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Real Lyric: Nobody naw give you no break
The Misheard: Nobody gonna give you no chicken
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Real Lyric: Hearts and thoughts they fade fade away
The Misheard: Hearts and farts they fade, fade away
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Real Lyric: The argument over god continues In this house All of us stand and point our fingers At the ground All of us stand and point our fingers Straight down
The Misheard: I cannot hold to God continuousIn this horseI don't understand the point of JesusUndergroundI don't understand the point of fingersStraight down
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Real Lyric: So I'll tell you all the story 'bout the joker and the theif in the night
The Misheard: So I'll tell a little story'bout the joker and the peep in the night
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