The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Honest I see you
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some bagels
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Real Lyric: Eat it! Eat it!
The Misheard: Clean it! Clean it!
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be a freak, But I can't help myself!
The Misheard: I don't wanna be a priest, but I can't help myself!
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Real Lyric: went home and learned how to clean up after myself
The Misheard: Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom myself
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Real Lyric: You've got the brawn, I've got the brains.
The Misheard: You've got the prawns, I've got the brains.
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Real Lyric: And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you, like a desert's mystery
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Real Lyric: The barkeeper's wig's crooked And she's giving me the eye, I might have said yeah, But I laughed so hard I think I died.
The Misheard: the barkeepers quit struggling and she's given me the eye, well i'm not a saint yet, but i laughed so hard i think i died.
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Real Lyric: I just wanna hear some rhythm...
The Misheard: I just want to hear Syd Little...
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Real Lyric: But with the passage of time
The Misheard: But with an a**-wedge of time
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