The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road
The Misheard: Back to the howling hotel in the woodBack to the heart of my town--So I've finally decided my future liesBeyond the galactic rise
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Real Lyric: They say Miss J's big butt is boss Kate Moss can't find a job
The Misheard: His name is Chris, big butt, his boss,can't moss, can't find a job
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Real Lyric: But darling when you came close to me, Suddenly, suddenly
The Misheard: But darling when you came close to me, Sodomy, sodomy
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Real Lyric: As long as you're a part of me this song will play on endlessly.
The Misheard: As long as you're a part of methis song will play on NBC.
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Real Lyric: You say its urgent Make it fast, make it urgent Do it quick, do it urgent Gotta rush, make it urgent Want it quick Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency So urgent, emergency Emer... emer... emer... Its urgent
The Misheard: You say its virginMake it fast, make it virginDo it quick, do it virginGotta rush, make it virginWant it quickvirgin, virgin, emergencyvirgin, virgin, emergencyvirgin, virgin, emergencyvirgin, virgin, emergency So Virgi
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Real Lyric: The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you
The Misheard: The edge of the bedwhere your nikon used to beI told myself I won't miss youbut I rememberbut it feels like poseidon
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Real Lyric: Chorus: Heard it in a love song... (repeats, then after final repeat) Can't Be Wrong
The Misheard: Heard it in a love song...Ten Feet Long
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Real Lyric: When Smokey Sings
The Misheard: We're Smoking Cigs
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Real Lyric: I ain't no hollaback girl
The Misheard: I ain't no harvard black girl
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Lock the TaskbarLock the Taskbar
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