The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you have half-a-brain
The Misheard: If you have half a fling
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Real Lyric: We've got stars directing our fate
The Misheard: we have starts direct in our face
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Real Lyric: like you do your girlfriends
The Misheard: Joy to the b***hes in the deep blue sea
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Real Lyric: Spanish Bombs; yo te queiro infinito yo te queiro, oh mi corazon
The Misheard: Spanish Bombsyo te queiro infinitoyo te queirooh my God, a thong
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Real Lyric: Four dead in Ohio
The Misheard: Not me, but my husband thought they were singing Bo Diddley, Ohio. What he thought Bo was doing at Kent State is beyond me.
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Real Lyric: What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A.?
The Misheard: What the hell am I doing drinking in a lake?
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, I know they're true
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: OK, I knew the actual lyrics, but I've always heard people thought it was "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
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Real Lyric: To craft the perfect limerick
The Misheard: To crap the perfect limeaid
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Real Lyric: Every time you go away You take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: Do Us, b***h, Do Fart
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