The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got moves like jagger
The Misheard: I got moobs like jabba
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning down the fuse of every bone
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Real Lyric: I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
The Misheard: I could really use a rich friend now, rich friend now, rich friend now
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Real Lyric: Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
The Misheard: Busstop Busco, she stays, love grows
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Real Lyric: (Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
The Misheard: (Because your kiss) your kiss is on my lips
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Real Lyric: Sitting in the sandpit, life is a short trip The music's for the sad man. Can you imagine when this race is won? Turn our golden the faces into the sun, Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune The music's played by the madman.
The Misheard: Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip the music's for the sandman. Can you imagine when this race is won, turn all of our faces to the sun, praising our leaders for getting in tune, the music's for the madman.
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Real Lyric: Your a candle in the window on a cold dark winter's night.
The Misheard: Your a killer in the window on a cold dark winters night.
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Real Lyric: Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket I'm back from Suffragette City
The Misheard: Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket Just suck a big *itty
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
The Misheard: "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
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Real Lyric: ...you don't have to put on the red light...
The Misheard: ...you don't have to put on the rag tonight...
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