The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
The Misheard: Hey there DelilahIknow times are getting hardbut just believe me girlsomeday ill pay the bills with this damn car
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Real Lyric: ''Cause I love all the poison Away with the boys in the band... ...So why don't you blow me one kiss before she goes?'
The Misheard: 'Cause I love all the boys And away with the boys in the van......So why don't you blow me, or kiss me 'round the nose?
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Real Lyric: Home, where my thoughts escaping
The Misheard: Home, where my dog's escaping
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Real Lyric: And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid Theres one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
The Misheard: And if that aint enough to make you flip your lidTheres one more thing, I got the Big Slip daddy
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Real Lyric: how does it feel... To be, different from me,
The Misheard: Alice McVealto be different from me
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Real Lyric: I'm wanted, dead or alive
The Misheard: "...p***y on the highway, show me a sign"
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Oh, Big ol joint I light up.Don't carry me too far away.
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Real Lyric: That may be all I need
The Misheard: With the birds and s**t It's a long way you
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Real Lyric: Oh oh domino Roll me over romeo There you go
The Misheard: Oh oh dominoDon't forget my Oreo'sThere you go
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Real Lyric: We were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed
The Misheard: we're barely seven teensand we're rarely dressed
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