The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 1 verse, 3d sentence: Pray for tomorrow But for today
The Misheard: "Pray for tomorrow, buttf*** today"
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Real Lyric: I'll stop the world and melt with you.
The Misheard: I'll stop the world and melt the Jews
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Real Lyric: And we don't care about the young folks talkin' 'bout the young style
The Misheard: And we don't care about the otherswe're just talking 'bout our On Star
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Real Lyric: There's always something different going wrong The path I walk is in the wrong direction There's always someone f***ing hanging on! Can anybody help me make it better?
The Misheard: There's always something different going wrongThe path I walk is in the wrong directionThere's always someone f***ing egg-nog!Can anybody help me make it better?
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Real Lyric: Smack that give me some more
The Misheard: smack that kimmissimo
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Real Lyric: It starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose...
The Misheard: It starts in my toes, makes me puke from my nose...
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Real Lyric: What a shame the poor groom's bride is a w***e
The Misheard: What a shame the poor groom's bride is a horror..
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Real Lyric: This is the end of the innocence.
The Misheard: This is the day of the Renaissance.
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Real Lyric: Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar
The Misheard: Come and hit a deer, boy - have a cigar
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Real Lyric: I see a little man sitting and he's wondering
The Misheard: I see a little man sitting in his underwear
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