The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Me and the Major don't see eye to eye
The Misheard: Me and the midget don't see eye to eye
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Real Lyric: Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
The Misheard: Hell I can't help but be gay and smoke all the time
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Real Lyric: My hands will crush 'em all
The Misheard: My hands will crush your balls
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Real Lyric: We can go to the slums Where killas get hung.
The Misheard: We can go to the slopes where killas get hung.
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Real Lyric: F*** a hero be yourself I don't need your lousy hand-out
The Misheard: F*** a hero, and eat yourselfAnd I don't need your noisy half-a**
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Real Lyric: You never forget the blood, sweat, and tears
The Misheard: I'll never forget the boobs, sh**, and tears
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Real Lyric: So help me, save me, tell me that the end is near Help me, save me, tell me that the end is here I am done with you
The Misheard: so help me, shave metell me that the end is herehelp me, shave metell me that the end is herei'm done eating you
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Real Lyric: So help me, save me, tell me that the end is near Help me, save me, tell me that the end is here I am done with you
The Misheard: so help me, shave metell me that the end is herehelp me, shave metell me that the end is herei'm done eating you
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Real Lyric: Ya didn't say nothin' but turn your f***ing cheek
The Misheard: You don't say newton then turn your a** cheek.
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin
The Misheard: Crawling in my ***t
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