The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I can sit and stand it like other people do.
The Misheard: Now I can sit and stand here like on a big balloon.
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Real Lyric: Just another day in paradise
The Misheard: Just another day with parrot lice
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Real Lyric: Later on, we'll conspire, As we dream by the fire.
The Misheard: Later on, we'll perspire, As we dream by the fire.
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Real Lyric: You've run out of lies!
The Misheard: We're all out of fries!
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Real Lyric: Leave ol' pictures in the past
The Misheard: Leave ol' pigeons in the trash
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Real Lyric: Oh yeah, oh yeah-ah, that gun is loaded That gun is loaded, but it's not in my hand That gun is loaded, but it's not in my hand
The Misheard: Oh yeah, oh yeah-ah, that girl is loaded That girl is loaded, but she's not my problem That girl is loaded, but she's not my problem
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Real Lyric: And we'll be together, this time is forever
The Misheard: And we'll be together, in this TARDIS forever
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Real Lyric: We found love in a hopeless place
The Misheard: We fell in love in a homeless place
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Real Lyric: I can feel it in my bones
The Misheard: I can feel it in my balls
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Real Lyric: Pays my tickets when I speed.
The Misheard: Takes my chicken when I speak.
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