The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our song is a slammin screen door
The Misheard: Our song is as slim as green gore.
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Misheard: I like big butts in a can of limes.
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Real Lyric: You're gonna miss me by my walk, You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh.
The Misheard: You're gonna miss me by my walk, You're gonna miss buyin' me tacos.
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Real Lyric: It never really matter too much to me That you were just to damn old for me
The Misheard: It never really matter too much to me That you were just to damn dumb for me
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Real Lyric: Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans
The Misheard: Pumped a lotta tane down in New Orleans.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: Dirty jeans, dungarees!
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Real Lyric: Those little elves bowled on the green Rip would dream, Rip would dream
The Misheard: Those little elves bowled on the green, ???? ???? ???? I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE NEXT LINE
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Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: This is ground control to Major Tongue
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Real Lyric: You reach into your room... Woah you feel a gentile touch.
The Misheard: You reach into your room... Woah you feel the janitor.
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Real Lyric: Drop all your toubles by the riverside
The Misheard: Drop all your TROMBONES by the riverside
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