The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina was a dyin' of aids
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Real Lyric: I'll accept with poise, with grace When they draw my name from the lottery
The Misheard: I've slept with boys with graceAnd they'll draw my name from the lottery
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Real Lyric: Baby, I'm the worrying kind!
The Misheard: Baby can you give me more hints!
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Real Lyric: I may switch off and go in a daydream
The Misheard: mixed with chocolate golden latte dreams
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Real Lyric: He got a custom Continental He got an Eldorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe
The Misheard: He got accustomed ContinentalHe got an Al Gore rot or twoHe got a dirty-too gun and his pocket for funHe got a raisin in his shoe
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Real Lyric: Give to me sweet sacred bliss
The Misheard: Give to me sweet savory p***
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want (you are the one I want). Ooo-ooo-ooo!
The Misheard: Walla walla walla walla (walla walla walla walla). Ooo-ooo-ooo!
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Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multiplying
The Misheard: I got juice, they're multiplying
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Real Lyric: Spice up your life
The Misheard: Slice up your eyes
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Real Lyric: Looking out on a vacant field
The Misheard: looking out on a bacon field
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