The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hurtful words, From my enemies of the last five years, What's it like to die alone?
The Misheard: Purple worlds from my enema of the last five beersWhats it like to cry alone
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Real Lyric: Hearts Afire
The Misheard: Pacifier
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Real Lyric: Glaciers melting in the dead of night
The Misheard: Grey shoes melting in the dead of night
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Real Lyric: Hold a little tighter, 4am forever
The Misheard: I'm a little tired, 4am forever
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and touch me
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Real Lyric: and I pray to God he hears you
The Misheard: and I pray to God he kills you
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never be your pink Suburban.
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad medicine bad medicine is what I need
The Misheard: Your love is like Brett MadisonBrett Madison is what I need
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Real Lyric: To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause
The Misheard: To lick your heart and taste your milk duds
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