The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The bed's too big The frying pans too wide
The Misheard: The bed's too bigThe iron sheet's too wide
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Real Lyric: I went to the doctors and guess what he told me...
The Misheard: I went to the doctor and gay friend they told me...
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Real Lyric: Tunnel vision from the outsiders screen
The Misheard: Time for action from the outsider's screen.
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Real Lyric: Ol' Grand Pappy Amos is head of the clan, he roars like a lion, but he’s gentle as a lamb.
The Misheard: Old Grand Daddy Amos, he belongs to the Klan,he snores while he's lyin on his back in the can.
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Real Lyric: Don't buy sugar, You just have to touch my cup
The Misheard: Don't buy sugarYou just have to suck my c***
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Real Lyric: She's suddenly beautiful
The Misheard: She's southern and beautiful
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Real Lyric: Its murder on the dance floor But you better not steal the moves
The Misheard: Its murder on the dance floor, you better not steal my shoes
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: his poo looks shady
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Real Lyric: ...grinning with the lost stare
The Misheard: ...grinning with the washed hair
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