The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If You Wannabe My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Friends
The Misheard: If You Wannabe My Lover,You gotta get rid of my friends
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Real Lyric: We here belong and standing strong wrong ain't got a chance
The Misheard: We here belong and standing strong Rome ain't got a chance
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Real Lyric: Girl in the blue with the big bust on Big bust on, big bust on.
The Misheard: Smashed in the mouth by a big bas-tard, a big bas-tard
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Real Lyric: children of thalidomide
The Misheard: children of the litter mines
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Real Lyric: She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton
The Misheard: I was rightBut everyone told me it was"Hair like Jeannie Shipton"
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Real Lyric: I will choose a path that's clear
The Misheard: I will choose a path unclear
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night
The Misheard: Rolled up like a doucheinto the roller of the night
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the poorboys are playing; Bring a nickle; tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the cornerout in the streetwhere the poboys are playingbring your n***ers, tape their feet
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Real Lyric: Let's get lost tonight You could be my black Kate Moss tonight Play secretary I'm the boss tonight
The Misheard: Let's get lost tonightYou could be my black Kate Moss tonightPlay secretary on my balls tonight
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Real Lyric: Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
The Misheard: Let's go down to the Sausage Mill.
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