The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There are no monks in my band There are no saints in this land I'll be doing all I can If I die an honest man Confusion is my middle name Ask me again I'll tell you the same Persuaded by one sexy dame No I do not feel no shame
The Misheard: There are no monks in my bedThere are none in DisneylandI'll be doing all I canHere's to dying honest menConfusion in my bed all nightHad me gay, and I'll pay the priceThe sweetest one is Sexy DaveNo I do not feel no sha
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Real Lyric: So let the party and the sounds rock on
The Misheard: So let the party in the South rock on
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Real Lyric: It's my fault when you're blind.
The Misheard: It must suck when you're blind.
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Real Lyric: I'm the son of rage and love
The Misheard: I just signed a racial law
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Real Lyric: Children of thalidomide
The Misheard: Churnin' up the little mind
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Real Lyric: Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy...
The Misheard: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of DakotaThere lived a young boy...
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Real Lyric: Angels love bad men
The Misheard: Angels love Batman
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Real Lyric: Put on my glove and play some catch
The Misheard: put on my coat and chase the cat
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Real Lyric: Oh, I'm still lost and running
The Misheard: I still owe lots of money
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Real Lyric: "You dropped a bomb on me"
The Misheard: "You're just a bumble bee"
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