The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Liberate My Madness
The Misheard: Break Bananas
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Real Lyric: The cup is raised, the toast is made yet again.
The Misheard: The muppets raged, the toast is naked again.
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Real Lyric: Call it aftermath, she's turning blue
The Misheard: Call an optimist, she's turning blue
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin bout the lineage!
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Real Lyric: Joshua Fought the Battle of Jericho
The Misheard: Joshua went to the World Cup in Mexico
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Real Lyric: I Said maybe..... You're gonna be the one that saves me?
The Misheard: I Said maybe.....You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's...
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
The Misheard: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades of love
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Real Lyric: I'm a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
The Misheard: Im a long dong daddy in the U.S.A.
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Real Lyric: And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
The Misheard: And promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon.
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Real Lyric: Matt: Uh..haven't really talked to him but..he looks pretty uh..down. Tim: He looks pretty uh..down? (while laughing)
The Misheard: Matt: Uh, I haven't really talked him, he looks pretty uh dumb.Tim: He looks pretty uh..dumb? (Laughing)
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