The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: like the chorus to the verse
The Misheard: like a d***o with a curse
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Real Lyric: Touch it- bring it - pay it - watch it - turn it - leave it - stop - format it
The Misheard: touch it bring get paid watch it turn and leave it's automatic
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Real Lyric: My name is Jonas
The Misheard: My name is Honus
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Real Lyric: I wouldn’t want to be Living in a world of ecstasy with you
The Misheard: I eat corned beefLiving in a world of ecstasy, yah, yah
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Real Lyric: I'm asking you what you know about these things
The Misheard: I'm asking you, 'cause you know about beefsteaks
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Real Lyric: I was runnin' from some honey bees
The Misheard: I was running from somebody mean
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Real Lyric: Here he comes chopping and reaping
The Misheard: Hairy Thumbs chopping at reaping
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Real Lyric: Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand Can you hear the drums Fernando?
The Misheard: It's been many years since I've seen a rifle in your head/can you fear the dung, Orlando?
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Real Lyric: Bet your bottom dollar...
The Misheard: Bit your bottom darling...
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Real Lyric: This man has got to go! declared his enemies
The Misheard: this man has go to go declared his many knees
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