The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good
The Misheard: Sweet candle lightGood times never gleamed so good
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: Let's kick butt
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Real Lyric: The romance is dead
The Misheard: the Romains are dead
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Real Lyric: stop in the name of love, before you break my heart
The Misheard: stop in my neighborhood before you break my heart
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Real Lyric: And I wanna take you down, but your soul cannot be found. It doesn't matter much you see cause your disease is killing me.
The Misheard: And I wanna take you down, but your soul could not be found.Why must you say, "You're the Seamstress! Get away!"
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Real Lyric: Come on now try and understand The way I feel under your command
The Misheard: Come on now try and understand The way I feel about the Orkin Man
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Real Lyric: I'm wearin' Fur pajamas.
The Misheard: I'm ready now for v****as.
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Real Lyric: You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth... I told her I was a flop with chicks...
The Misheard: You know that gypsy with the gold tatoo...I told her I was a backwards jinx...
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Real Lyric: Wide eyed and grinning, she never tired
The Misheard: Wide pied and gritting, she never fired.
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