The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give me a minute, A man's got a limit I Can't get a life if my heart's not in it
The Misheard: Can't get it up if my heart's not in it
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Real Lyric: We're going to Ibiza
The Misheard: We're going to eat pizza
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some pedro
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Real Lyric: If i was John and you were Yoko i would gladly give up music genius, just to have you as my very own, personal venus.
The Misheard: If i was John and you were Yoko I would gladly give up music genius,just to have you as my very ownpersonal penis.
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Real Lyric: Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while
The Misheard: Blinky thumbs the butt face and solos for a while
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Real Lyric: I want a bathroom I can play baseball in
The Misheard: I want a bath that I can play baseball with
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Real Lyric: You give love a bad name
The Misheard: You need love, a bandaid
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you...
The Misheard: You're such a good friend...
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Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Looking for my lost acre of socks
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Real Lyric: I walk alone. I walk alone.
The Misheard: I wear cologne. I wear cologne.
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