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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Megadeth

    Song: Sweating Bullets

    Real Lyric: Palms are getting wet, sweating bullets.

    The Misheard: Palms are getting wet, sweaty balls.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece, Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night.

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Long Time Comin'

    Real Lyric: If I had one wish in this god forsaken world, kid It'd be that your mistakes will be your own

    The Misheard: If I had one wish in this god forsaken world, kidIt'd be that German steaks would be raw

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Long Time Coming

    Real Lyric: I'm going to get birth-naked and bury my old soul

    The Misheard: I'm gonna give birth naked and bury my old soul

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Piano man he makes his stand In the auditorium

    The Misheard: God on my hands, he makes his standIn the auditorium

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    Artist: Nicolette Larson

    Song: Lotta Love

    Real Lyric: So if you are out there waitin' I hope you show up soon, 'Cause my heart needs relaxing not solitude

    The Misheard: so if you are out there waiting i hope you show up soon you know i am a woman, not a prostitute

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    Artist: Whitney Houston

    Song: How Will I Know

    Real Lyric: Falling in love is so bitter sweet

    The Misheard: Four legged love, is all that I see...

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    Artist: David Lee Murphy

    Song: Dust On The Bottle

    Real Lyric: There might be a little dust on the bottle

    The Misheard: There might be, a little love song about us

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Mama say mama sa, Ma ma coo sa

    The Misheard: mama say mama saw the mountain side

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    Artist: Taylor Swift

    Song: Picture To Burn

    Real Lyric: I hate that stupid old pick up truck You never let me drive.

    The Misheard: I hate that stupid old n****r 'cause he never let me drive.

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