The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When chosing sides at basketball.
The Misheard: With shoes the size of basketballs.
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Real Lyric: Just pardon my manners
The Misheard: Just parked my mantis
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Real Lyric: Now the only thing a gambler needs, Is a suitcase and trunk, And the only time he's satisfied, Is when he's on a drunk.
The Misheard: the only thing a gambler needsis a suitcase and a rugand the only time he is ever satisfiedis when he's on a truck
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Real Lyric: And I don't need no carryin' on
The Misheard: and I don't need no carrot toast
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Real Lyric: I got a pain inside that'll rip through the very fabric of time.
The Misheard: I've got a p***s that'll rip through the very fabric of time.
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Real Lyric: I chimed in with a Haven't you people ever heard of
The Misheard: I climbed in with a haven't you people ever heard of
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Real Lyric: wake up call caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
The Misheard: wake up paulpopped you with the money with another one in my hand
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Real Lyric: Whiplash!
The Misheard: D*** rash!
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Real Lyric: Freezing, can't move at all!
The Misheard: Freezing, can't feel my balls.
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Real Lyric: he was a skater boi she said see ya later boi
The Misheard: he was a skater boishe send him a letter boi
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