The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 45441 thru 45450 of 54134
Real Lyric: I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide.
The Misheard: I'm gonna add some bottom to help the dancers with just one eye.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Shot by both sides On the run to the outside of everything
The Misheard: Shot by both sides, on the run to the outside lavatory
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hakuna matata
The Misheard: Raccoon and tomato.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl...
The Misheard: You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Went home and learned how to clean up after myself.
The Misheard: Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom myself.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm shedding Shedding every color.
The Misheard: I'm sh***ing........sh***ing every color.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: We had it with your discipline
The Misheard: Aggravated Death Star plan
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Let's go to a rave, And behave like we're trippin' Simply 'cause we're so in love.
The Misheard: let's go to a rave and pretend like we're triple-X because we're so in love.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: It is not a human right To stare not fight While broken nations dream Open up our eyes, so blind That we might find The Mercy for the need ... It is not too far a cry To much to try To help the least of these Politics will not decide If we should rise And be your hands and feet
The Misheard: It is not a human rightTo stand not fightWhile broken nations dreamOpen up our eyes, so blindThat we might findThe Mercy for their need...It is not to farm a cryTo mucho tryTo help the least of thesepeopletics would
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me,
The Misheard: I'm gonna spin that b**** you're gonna throw me
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.