The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Must be the clouds in my eyes
The Misheard: Must be the clowns in my eyes
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Real Lyric: Well I’m still imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place
The Misheard: I'm still imagining a dark lit place, or your face on my plate.
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Real Lyric: And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise em with the victory cry I say we can act if want to if we dont nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like an imbecile
The Misheard: and we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet and suprise them with a big chu chiI say we can act if we want to if we don't nobody will and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like we're in Brazil
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Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Misheard: Chocolate cupcake melting in your hand
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Real Lyric: He looked a lot like Che Guevara, drove a diesel van
The Misheard: he looked a lot like Sheik Rivera,was a measle man
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Real Lyric: squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you
The Misheard: squeeze my catoos, I'm so in love with you
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Real Lyric: squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you
The Misheard: squeeze my catoos, I'm so in love with you
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Real Lyric: I can't believe that she'll ever ever go Not when she hugs me and says she loves me so
The Misheard: I can't believe that she'll ever ever goKnowing she hurts me, obsessionately so
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Real Lyric: To patch and dress as I reflect on what else I could give you
The Misheard: I wear my pageant dress as I reflect on what else I could give you
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Real Lyric: not f*** myself in the head with stupid men
The Misheard: I poke myself in the head with superman
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