The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm alright, I'm alright It only hurts when I breathe
The Misheard: I'm alright, I'm alright It only burns when I pee
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Real Lyric: Is innocence the difference between a boy and a man. My daddy lived a lie, it's just the price that he paid. Sacrificed his life, just slaving away.
The Misheard: Is innocence the difference between a boy and a man.My daddy lived a lie, it's just his prosthetic leg, Sacrificed his life, just slaving away.
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Burly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
The Misheard: And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: Tear down the wall!
The Misheard: Teddy boy!
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Real Lyric: I know your deepest secret fear.
The Misheard: I know your deepest secret beer.
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Real Lyric: We've got to find a direction.
The Misheard: We've got to find that e****ion.
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Real Lyric: Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin' When they be like "What's up Fatlip?," and I say "Coolin'"
The Misheard: theres a hole in my cat', and a hole in my foot'When they be like "What's up Fatlip?," and I say "Coolin'"
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Real Lyric: You been out ridin' fences for so long now
The Misheard: You been out biting fences for so long now
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Real Lyric: Screw you I didn't like your taste anyway
The Misheard: Screw up, I didn't like your face anyway
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front...
The Misheard: Livin' in a box, Livin' in a box
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