The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shining like the Alabama moon
The Misheard: "Underneath the aloe vera moon."
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Real Lyric: Today I am dirty I want to be pretty Tomorrow, I know I'm just dirt Today I am dirty I want to be pretty Tomorrow, I know I'm just dirt Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever
The Misheard: today I'm dirtyI want to be prettytommorrow I know now I'm just dirttoday I'm dirtyI want to be prettytommorrow I know I'm just dead yes the day I was dirtywanted to be prettyI know now no matter what I'm forev
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Real Lyric: I think I'm drowining asphyxiated
The Misheard: I think I'm drowninga sexy lady
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Real Lyric: I wanna be a free man, But I'm spinning in this crazy wheel
The Misheard: I wanna be a fruity ma'am!but I'm spending melon crazy wheel
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Real Lyric: Give my life to be in the book of love
The Misheard: I give my life to be in a coconut
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the birds that shed, it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: We huddle close Hang on to a dream
The Misheard: Without our clothesHang on to a dream
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Real Lyric: I know you'll miss me I know you'll miss me I know you'll miss me blind
The Misheard: I know you're mince meatI know you're mince meatI know you're mince meat pie
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Real Lyric: Don't give up on your faith Love comes to those who believe it And that's the way it is
The Misheard: "Don't give up on your face, love comes to those who believe it, and that's the way it is"
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Real Lyric: And I'm gonna miss you Like a child misses their blanket
The Misheard: I'm not gonna miss youLike, it's obvious that you think that
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