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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Little Mermaid Soundtrack

    Song: Under the Sea

    Real Lyric: We got a hot crustacean band

    The Misheard: We got a hot pedestrian band

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    Artist: The Little Mermaid Soundtrack

    Song: Under the Sea

    Real Lyric: Under the sea we off the hook

    The Misheard: Under the seaweed after or cup

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    Artist: Odyssey

    Song: Native New Yorker

    Real Lyric: When he dropped you off and he stated firm

    The Misheard: When he dropped you off and he stayed in third

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Burly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.

    The Misheard: And little Ertie Bertie gave my anus girl a whirley and asked me if I needed a ride

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: Dirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds and the thunder sheepDirty deeds and the thunder sheep

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    Artist: 4 Non Blondes

    Song: What's Up

    Real Lyric: Trying to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination

    The Misheard: Trying to sniff up that great big kilo of cokeFor a destination

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    Artist: Guys and Dolls Soundtrack

    Song: Marry the Man Today

    Real Lyric: At Wanamaker's and Saks and Klein's.

    The Misheard: At wannamakers and sex inclines.

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Dreams

    Real Lyric: Say .. Women ... they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean .. you'll know

    The Misheard: Say .. Women ... they will come and they will goWhen the right one comes you claim you'll know

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    Artist: HIM

    Song: Funeral of Hearts

    Real Lyric: The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to god who's deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question why

    The Misheard: Be ready to go beyond divinewith prayers to god who's dead and blindThe night for us on fireScreaming words and the question why.

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    Artist: Big Audio Dynamite

    Song: Rush

    Real Lyric: Situation no win

    The Misheard: Situation nowhere

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