The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So blow, blow Seminole wind, Blow like you're never gonna blow again.
The Misheard: roll, roll stupid old wind,roll like you're never gonna roll again.
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: Now one-armed gay does not bother me
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Real Lyric: And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
The Misheard: And a big black chair with a bathroom in it
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Big paradise, put up a f***ing lie
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheAnother booger in the night
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Real Lyric: Forfeit the game
The Misheard: Four sixteen
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Real Lyric: Billy shears
The Misheard: Dairy cheese!
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Real Lyric: When you reach out for me Yeah, and the feelin' is right!
The Misheard: And you check for negros,yeah, and the feeling is right!
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Real Lyric: You big disgrace
The Misheard: You big fish-face
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Oh, oh Big Ole Jed had a light onDont carry me too far away
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