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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Silverstein

    Song: Defend You

    Real Lyric: So how can you expect me to just close my eyes And forget your mistakes

    The Misheard: So how can you expect me to close my eyes and forget your last name?

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    Artist: Silverstein

    Song: Defend You

    Real Lyric: So how can you expect me to just close my eyes And forget your mistakes

    The Misheard: So how can you expect me to close my eyes and forget your last name?

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: The calliope crashed to the ground

    The Misheard: And Goliath, he crashed to the ground

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: The calliope crashed to the ground

    The Misheard: And Goliath, he crashed to the ground

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Boys of Summer

    Real Lyric: After the boys of summer have gone

    The Misheard: After the poison summer is gone

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Sweet Song

    Real Lyric: So I'll wean myself off slowly

    The Misheard: So I wee myself off slowly

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    Artist: Stranglers

    Song: Golden Brown

    Real Lyric: Golden Brown, texture like sun

    The Misheard: Gordon Brown, text her like Son

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: All The Small Things

    Real Lyric: Always, I know You'll be at my show Watching, waiting Commiserating

    The Misheard: Always, I knowYou'll be at my showWatching, waitingCome mis-ery teen

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Misty Mountain Hop

    Real Lyric: Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us, said, "Please, hey, would we care"

    The Misheard: Just on stepped on these mountains up to me hey p***ycat.

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: What A Girl Wants

    Real Lyric: I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe Like a rock you waited so patiently

    The Misheard: I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe Like a croc you wade into me facially

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