The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I feel the light betray me
The Misheard: I feel like Dick Chaney
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Real Lyric: Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
The Misheard: Does she walk, does she talk, does she come from Leeds?
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Real Lyric: Let them brush your rock and roll hair
The Misheard: Let it be your rock and roll bear
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Real Lyric: 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: 400 hundred children and a crop in the field
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: The night we met I knew I...needed you so.
The Misheard: The night we met I knew I...needed to sew.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't take me too far away!
The Misheard: Big ol' Jed & Alannah, don't carry me too far away!
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Real Lyric: Beneath the darkened sky
The Misheard: Beneath the dork in the sky
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Real Lyric: Get me to Reno and bring it in low
The Misheard: Get me a Dorito and bring it in low
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Real Lyric: If she had wings she would fly away
The Misheard: If she had wind she would fly away
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