The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't live
The Misheard: Ken Lee
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Real Lyric: Its all your fault, I screen my phone calls No matter who calls I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: Its all your fault,I Scream at Bulldogs!
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Real Lyric: You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
The Misheard: If you don't eat your FeetHow can you have any pudding if you don't eat your feet!
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Real Lyric: If you blew it, don't reject it, Just sit drawing up the plans and re-erect it.
The Misheard: If you blew it, don't reject it,Just enjoy enough to pleasantly erect it.
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Real Lyric: From the door comes Satan's daughter
The Misheard: You're the dork on Satan's doorknob.
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Real Lyric: Mama say mama sa ma ma cu sa
The Misheard: I was saved by the sound of Michael's songs.ORMama said mama saw you in moccasins.
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Real Lyric: Everyone's in my head But I want you in my bed
The Misheard: I've got you in my headBut I want you in my derrier
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Real Lyric: Amarantine... Amarantine...
The Misheard: Hammer Untied...Hammer Untied
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Real Lyric: Last Night... Couldn't even get an answer
The Misheard: Last Night...Did you let the cats out?
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Real Lyric: Your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones
The Misheard: You're still, oh yeah, you're still import(ant)
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