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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lara Fabian

    Song: I Will Love Again

    Real Lyric: And if all this talk is crazy And you don't know what I mean ~*~*~*~ So if all this talk sounds crazy And the words don't come out right

    The Misheard: Before the stalker's crazyAnd you know what I mean~*~*~*~*~Before the stork is hazyAnd the worlds don't seem right

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me close now tiny dancer.

    The Misheard: Hold me close now Tony Danza

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Can you help me, occupy my brain.

    The Misheard: Can you help me, can't you work my brain!!

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas

    The Misheard: If you like p***s alot-a

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    Artist: Rage Against the Machine

    Song: Renegades of Funk

    Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk! We're the renegades of funk!

    The Misheard: We're a rat in a cage of funk!We're a rat in a cage of funk!

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: My Friends

    Real Lyric: Ex-girlfriend called me up

    The Misheard: Excurfen Cognia

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Stone Cold Crazy

    Real Lyric: Theres a rumour going round Gotta clear outa town Im smelling like a dry fish bone

    The Misheard: There's a river goin' round an IKEA outta townand I'm sweating like a dry fish bowl

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Funk Soul Brother

    Real Lyric: Check it out now the Funk Soul Brother

    The Misheard: Check it out now\\\Chunks of RUBBER

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Untitled

    Real Lyric: I got a car, I've got some gas oh let's get out of here get out of here fast

    The Misheard: Gotta a gun, I got some cashbullets, get out of hereget out of here fast

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Tom Sawyer

    Real Lyric: And what you say about his company Is what you say about society.

    The Misheard: And what you say about his companyIs what you say about the Sawyer team.

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