The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
The Misheard: Dreaming about my Chevy and my Ovaltine.
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world is macaroniI ate the sharpest tool in the shedshe was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger in her bumand the ship of an elf on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: You bet, Collette
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Real Lyric: Boy the way Glenn Miller Played. Gee. our old LaSalle ran great.
The Misheard: By the wigglin' milliblade.Gee, are all us soured grapes.
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Real Lyric: ...tie the cans to the back of that limosine
The Misheard: ...tie the KIDS to that limosine
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Ooh, babe, have your b***s been fondled?
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold
The Misheard: I'm so affable, but she's so cold
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Real Lyric: I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.
The Misheard: I've got it made, got it made, got it made. I'm hot for teacher.
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Real Lyric: I'm coming back to his side, to put it right
The Misheard: Come inside to find my push-bike
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Real Lyric: I pine a lot. I find the lot Falls through without you
The Misheard: I pine a lot, I find a lot,Forced to enhance you
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