The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What if you put the spike in my heart
The Misheard: what if you suck my ****
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Real Lyric: Ego trips is not my thing
The Misheard: beetle juice is not my thing
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Real Lyric: I light a candle In the garden of love To blind the angels Looking down from above I want, I need The fruit of your VINE It tastes so bitter sweet Cause I know it's not mine
The Misheard: Allah nintendoIn a guarder of lovetwo blah the angelslookin' down frome abovea WAR, a KNEE, the flute off your partyTastes so bidder sweatcause I know is nah mah
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Real Lyric: You used to love me, you used to hug me
The Misheard: You used love me, you used to hump me
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Real Lyric: California rest in peace
The Misheard: California wrestling pigs
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Real Lyric: Dont Stay!
The Misheard: Toastay!
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Real Lyric: Who wants to go to Fire Lake
The Misheard: why don't we go and fry an egg
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Real Lyric: There's no signing up, no monthly dues take your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it up meet us out at party cove come on in' the waters fine just idle on over and toss us a lime basstrackers, bayliners and a party barge, strung together like a floating trailer park
The Misheard: There's no signin' of, no muckley doos,take your johnson, your murphy or your evan's rootand far it upmeet us is the party codecome on in the water's finejust idle on over and toss us a lardfast tractors, big liners, and a part
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string, bought it at the five and dime, played it till my fingers bled, was the summer of 69
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream, bored and at the five and dime, played it till my fingers bled, was it some other 69!
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Real Lyric: Your weary widow marches on
The Misheard: You're really weirdo, aren't you?
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