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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Buckcherry

    Song: Crazy Bitch

    Real Lyric: Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

    The Misheard: Scratches all down my back, you give me redeye.

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    Artist: Leng Tch'e

    Song: The Sycophant

    Real Lyric: Sycophant!!

    The Misheard: Tickle fight!!

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    Artist: The Backyardigans

    Song: Gotta Love the Clarinet

    Real Lyric: Play it on the porch or in the kitchenette.

    The Misheard: 'Cause you know I'm a portrait in the kitchenette.

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Street Choir

    Real Lyric: Unknown????

    The Misheard: Enema enema

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Let Me Be There

    Real Lyric: Let me take you through that wonderland That only two can share.

    The Misheard: Let me take you to that wonderland that only toucans share.

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Beautiful

    Real Lyric: Tryin' hard to fill the emptiness, The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone' Ain't that the way it is?

    The Misheard: Tryin' hard to fill the emptiness, the pizza's gone...Left the buzzer undone..Ain't that the way it is?

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    Artist: 10,000 Maniacs

    Song: Because The Night

    Real Lyric: The way I feel under your command

    The Misheard: The way I feel about the Orkin Man

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Time Is Running Out

    Real Lyric: now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation

    The Misheard: now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: Photograph

    Real Lyric: And what the hell is on Joey's head?

    The Misheard: Why the hell is Bon Jovi red

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    Artist: Judas Priest

    Song: You've Got Another Thing Coming

    Real Lyric: Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud

    The Misheard: Stand tall, I'm goin' cattle prod

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