The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't want to be the one The battles always choose
The Misheard: I don't want to be the oneWho battles all issues
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Real Lyric: Even when I'm pulling you down
The Misheard: Even when I'm f***ing you now
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Real Lyric: sweet home alabama
The Misheard: I saw a turkey eating alabama
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light,Wrapped up like douche,another boner in the night.
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Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
The Misheard: Now Russel Stover's has the chocolates
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all the things I've ever known
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman, more than a woman to me.
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Real Lyric: Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
The Misheard: Scratches his head and does his best to change knees.
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a female goat
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Real Lyric: Mary's got the same size hands As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints And Mann's Chinese Theater Show
The Misheard: Barry's got the same size handsAs Marilyn MonroeHe put his fingers in her implantsAt the Chinese "Ching-chong" show
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