The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here in my car Where the image breaks down
The Misheard: Here in my carWhere the interest is down
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' bout millenia
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I will go down with this ship and I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
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Real Lyric: And when the samba played The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
The Misheard: And when the samba playedthe sun would set so highscrew my ears and sting my eyes
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Real Lyric: she said suicides easy, what happened to the revolution
The Misheard: she saidsupersize jesus, what happened to the revolution
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Real Lyric: "Having Fun Without a Plan"
The Misheard: "Havin' Fun With Ativan"
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench -- Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: Sitting on a park bench, five little girls with breast implants.
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Real Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
The Misheard: Nothing lasts forever, but your cats die
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Real Lyric: wife of a best friend
The Misheard: wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: Why don't you show me a little bit of spine You've been saving for his mattress.
The Misheard: Boy, won't you show me a little bit of smut you've been saving for this mattress.
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