The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's truth in your lies Doubt in your faith...
The Misheard: ...there's goop in your eyes, down in your face...
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Real Lyric: When your day is done and you wanna run
The Misheard: When your day is done and you wanna rownruhw
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Real Lyric: So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed To get it all out what's in my head
The Misheard: And so it's great sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust a-gettin' small pox in my head
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Real Lyric: Remember what the dormouse said; "FEED YOUR HEAD"
The Misheard: Remember what Dharma said,Eat your head!
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Real Lyric: As they leave the walls behind To reach the jewels gleam
The Misheard: I say you leave your balls behindTo reach out you will scream
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Real Lyric: I get a notion from the look in your eyes
The Misheard: I get an ocean from the look in your eyes
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Real Lyric: I'm holding on to all I think is safe
The Misheard: Pudding on the wall, I think it's ***t
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Real Lyric: Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
The Misheard: Think I'll slip on down to the ol' races
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Real Lyric: My lightning's flashing across the sky.
The Misheard: My life is flashing across the sky.
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Real Lyric: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo.
The Misheard: Don't nobody got no Mr. Roboto, dunno.
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