The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanted right, you did me wrong
The Misheard: I wanted rice, you did me ramen
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Real Lyric: Regular pulse midst pandemonium
The Misheard: Regular bowels means pandemonium
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Real Lyric: Hold me fast!
The Misheard: Whole wheat frost!
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made up things
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Real Lyric: And frolicked in the autumn mist
The Misheard: And frolicked in the awesomeness
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Real Lyric: You're my crutch when my legs stop moving.
The Misheard: You're my crotch when my legs stop moving.
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Real Lyric: Like a drum!
The Misheard: I got drunk!
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Real Lyric: So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
The Misheard: So we put our hands up like we seen a damn ogre
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Real Lyric: I don't think I can take the way you make me out to be
The Misheard: I don't think I can take the way you make me have to pee
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a heartache. Ain't nothing but a mistake. I want it that way.
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a fart, hey. Ain't nothing but a meat steak. I want it fat way.
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