The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But I've got to get a move on with my life
The Misheard: but i've got to get a move on with moonlight
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Real Lyric: No man could understand my power is in my own hand.
The Misheard: No man could understandMy power is a nylon hand.
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Real Lyric: I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: I think the prison owner fixed it up
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Real Lyric: Do you believe in god Written on the bullet
The Misheard: Do you believe in God?Maybe you love Borat?
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Real Lyric: Should’ve shown up Should’ve shown up by now They should have shown up by now Give it a rest. Give it a rest. Give it a rest.
The Misheard: Shut up sun up Shut up right nowShut up sun up right nowGetting dressed, getting dressed, go get dressed
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Real Lyric: Just can't ripen underwater
The Misheard: Just get my mineral water
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Real Lyric: Baby, I must say your aura is incredible If you don't have to go, don't
The Misheard: Baby is might say that your odor is incredibleBut you don't have to go, don't
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Real Lyric: One foot in the hole One foot gettin' deeper With a broken mirror And a blown out speaker
The Misheard: One foot in the holeOne foot hittin' peopleWith a broken earAnd a blown out sneaker
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Real Lyric: I was born in the USA
The Misheard: I'm a bum in the USA
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat.
The Misheard: I'm gonna feast on rat that's what I'm gonna do,I'm gonna feast on rat.
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