The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well if you gots the poison, I've gots the remedy
The Misheard: Well if you've got the toys then I've got the lemonade
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Real Lyric: Hey, don't pay no mind If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time
The Misheard: hey, don't pay a mimewe're under 18 and we'll be doin' it in time
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Real Lyric: My friend the communist Holds meetings in his Audi
The Misheard: My friends they call me a lesHold meetings in his office
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Real Lyric: And I know it's my own damn fault.
The Misheard: But I know, it's my old grandpa
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Real Lyric: Clutching your pillow and writhing in a naked sweat
The Misheard: punching your pillow and robbing in a niggaaas way
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we're living in a world of fools Breakin’ us down When they all should let us be We belong to you and me
The Misheard: cause were living in a bowl of fruitBreaking us downWhen they all should let us beWe belong to kiwi
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Real Lyric: Going to a go-go
The Misheard: Going to a goat-rope
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Real Lyric: bitter sweet memories
The Misheard: Bittersweet man maurice
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls
The Misheard: Go, go Jason Waterfall
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Real Lyric: I'm better as a memory than as your man.
The Misheard: I am better as a minion than as your man.
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