The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Please dont't stop the music
The Misheard: Jesus got the music
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, blah blah blah...
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Slow-coming Walter
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.
The Misheard: I've got two ticks and a parasite.
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Real Lyric: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
The Misheard: Hit me where the wind blows, Doesn't make a man hurt, not me.
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Real Lyric: Where the streets have no name
The Misheard: Where the meat has no shame
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Real Lyric: We're jammin', jammin', And I hope you like jammin', too.
The Misheard: Pyjamas, Pyjamas.And I hope you like 'jamies too!
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Real Lyric: And pray to God he hears you.
The Misheard: And pray to God he kills you.
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Real Lyric: My my my my music hits me so hard
The Misheard: My my my my music makes me so hard
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