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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Summer Nights

    Real Lyric: He ran by me, got my suit damp.

    The Misheard: He ran by me, got a Sudan.

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    Artist: Dee Dee Ramone

    Song: Nothin'

    Real Lyric: Don't bother me, man, yeah You ratted on my brain

    The Misheard: Lobotomy minionOperated on my brain

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    Artist: Huey

    Song: Pop, Lock, and Drop It

    Real Lyric: Pop, Lock, and Drop It..

    The Misheard: ..Stop, Blocking, Traffic...

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Helter Skelter

    Real Lyric: Tell me, tell me, tell me your answer You may be a lover but you ain't no dance

    The Misheard: Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answerYou may be a lover but you ain't no dinosaur

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence front

    The Misheard: It's a living in "funk". It's a living in "funk". It's just a put-on.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know...oh, oh, oh.

    The Misheard: And Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, She's a slutty moron you will know...oh, oh, oh.

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    Artist: 10,000 Maniacs

    Song: What's The Matter Here?

    Real Lyric: We live on Morgan Street just ten feet between...

    The Misheard: Willie Von Morgansteen just ten feet between...

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    Artist: 50 Cent

    Song: Ayo Technology

    Real Lyric: (Timbalands part) Your hips, your thighs, you got me hypnotized....

    The Misheard: Your lips, your eyes, you got me feeling tired.

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    Artist: Boston

    Song: More Than A Feeling

    Real Lyric: It's More than a Feeling (More than a Feeling) When I hear that old song they used to play And I begin dreaming Till I see Marianne walk away

    The Misheard: It's More than a Feeling (More than a Feeling)When I feel that old salt based toupeeLaughing and dreamingTill I see Marianne walk away

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Don't Stop the Music

    Real Lyric: Mama say mama sa, Ma ma coo sa

    The Misheard: Marmoset, Marmoset and madusa

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