The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Telephone Line, give me some time I'm living in twilight
The Misheard: Telephone Line, give me some dimes
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Real Lyric: Tomorrow is no guarantee
The Misheard: Tomorrow is looking raunchy
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Real Lyric: Say what you need to say
The Misheard: Sandwich beneath the sand
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Real Lyric: Take all of your wasted honor
The Misheard: Take all of your wasted lovers
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee . . .
The Misheard: I had some dreams they were grounds in my coffee . . .
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Real Lyric: It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.
The Misheard: It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feet ends.
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Real Lyric: Memory ah
The Misheard: Anuria . . .
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Real Lyric: Thank You for Being a Friend . . . And if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew . . .
The Misheard: Spank you and please be my friend . . .And if you threw a potty/and it landed on someone you knew . . .
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Real Lyric: Of a world beyond my own
The Misheard: of a wookie on my arm
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Real Lyric: I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one
The Misheard: I said your mother will do you mean, I am the one.
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